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okay i get that i looked androgynous today
it is basic fucking common courtesy that you dont fucking comment on something physical about a...
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A good orgasm solves everything, even your blackout curtains having a gap in them.
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Apparently when I didn’t show up to work yesterday, somebody started a rumor that I had won the lottery. It was funny, but it got me thinking - what...
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first step: gonna attempt to learn the tabs/chords for “5 Years Time” because it sounds easy enough and it’s a good song
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wow when did she get THOSE things???
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*looks at ukulele sitting lonely on the top shelf*
stop judging me,...
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pro tip never take me into a grocery store and tell me to pick something out because we will leave with these
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JESUS CHRIST I’VE JUST BEEN ACCEPTED AT THE BEST UNIVERSITY IN THE COUNTRY
I’M GOING TO U OF T
I’M GOING TO BE A PROFESSIONAL HOMELESS ARTIST
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LOOK HALEY YOU’VE MADE A FRIEND